"Duniya main kahin swarg hai tau yahin hain yahin hai yahin hai...."these words can epitomize Kashmir but it doesn't mention about the timing of the year when it will be at its best.I don't know abt Kashmir but all across northern india ,the month of Feburary is the best.
This is a month when spring would set in and you can see the mustard in fields in full flow although with lots of "Chenpas" -irritating flying insects that breed in mustard fields during the winter season.It is said that dunt ever go near to a mustard field with "Basanti Clothes" ,otherwise these chenpas would be all over u. February is full of bright sunshine,greenery all around and a typical joyous mood .It can make your heart go gaga over the chirpy bright colored flowers in garden.This is also the time of year when Mughal Garden is thrown open to the public to enjoy the beauty of Spring.
My liking for this month started long back when i was this erratic and irritating kid in school.This used to be the month when I would throw my pullover after 2 bitterly cold months and showoff my muscles (although collection of fat) gathered over the last two months with all the Desi Ghee delicacies(gazar ka halwa/makhhan ka samosa/every kind of sweets/rabdi/moong ki daal ka halwa etc etc.).This was the month when i used to take my rickshaw to school with a heavy load of woolens under watchful eyes of my "Amma".As soon as i used to get away from home,i would throw the woolens and keep them in bag for the return journey.During the school hours,all the girls used to ask me "Kya Adi tumhein thand nahi lag rahi" to which i used to proudly answer "Main tumhari tarah kamjor nahi hun ".....Those were gud days..:-))...During the break and periods thereafter it used to be playing time and showing off my prowess as a fast bowler to impress girls.Pata nahi kitne stumps tode hain ...Woh aur baat hai ki sala koii nahi dekhti thi :-( ...HI BI wale ladkon par jyada dhyan rehta tha unka...nyways there loss :-)) yahii soch kar khush rehta tha.Chhhutti ke waqt " Masale wali Mooli" khana was the best thing during feb.Uss waqt Angrejon ki bus ko chilla chilla kar mooli dikhaya karte they. "Michael teri maan ki ......". oooooo got nostalgic.Kya din they ..
On return from school at around 1.30 pm,we normally took the route from a predominant muslim area "mantola" and during those days february-march used to be the holy month of RAMADAN and all my muslim friends use to leave early to attend the 1.45 pm Namaj. At that time,there was always this heavy rush of ppl near to Jama Masjid in Agra .Bright sunshine coupled with bright masjid topi used to be the flavour of season.All the dhabas around the place used to prepare delicacies for the evening. Paya,Biryani,Fenni,Senwaiyan,big puris, were cooked in those dhabas and the aroma could be felt abt 1 km from the place.
Jab rickshaw ghar key najdeek pahunchta tha tab badi badi "thel" Hare hare amrood ki dikhaii deti thin......tab lagta tha ki yaar yeh Mahina kabhi khatam na ho.
Ghar pahunch kar sabse pehla kaam....Pitch taiyar karna cricket khelne key liye.With brothers I used to play test matches on terrace during feb.This fun used to continue during the evening time with Artificial lights. Par jaise hi Papa key Scooter ki awaaj sunaaii deti.....waise hi sara match khatam aur wapis padaii key kamre main .Thats y there was this controversy everyday about the scores of last nite.
I have always waited for this month to usher on a nice kinky feeling in me but havent felt the same this time around in Bangalore.Its very warm and not the same kind of feeling as in North.
Koii lauta dey beete din ....................
Cimplie AD
Monday, February 11, 2008
Wednesday, July 18, 2007
Bangalored: AD in Wunderland.....
Bangalored :
Introduction:
After spending atleast 33% of my life span [a little less than 25 to be precise] in the northern part of the our majestic country,I have set foot on the "Air Conditioned City of India " ie Bangalore...ooopps Bangaluru.
I've been brought up on extreme temperatures across the year,agression running high with ppl on small matters,pretty girls with lots of "nakhras", scrace rainfall and humid monsoon season.Desi snacks(samosa/kachaudi/bedai/lassi/gol gappe...bhalla) have been my constant fuel which has kept me running for all these years.Hot water bath being taken only during chilly winter months from Mid Dec to Jan end.
Suddenly i find myself in alien conditions, with various things which are different to my part of the world.Starting with my flight experience, I was given this I/P from a close friend that Kingfisher is the best airline in terms of service( u know wt kinds).As soon as i set my foot on board,I saw a big KLPD in front of me.All the airhostess were bad,not even decent.They didnt knew how to segregate juice from cola.The LCD on my seat didnt work and not even on the vacant seat adjacent to me.Although that allowed me with a chance to an INFY Girl who was sitting on the gallery seat to inquire abt her screen.;-) .She was working in INFY Bangalore.I thought "yess AD TP for u in a new city just do it now".She politely explained me the nitty grityy and asked me to come over the vacant middle seat.I though "BETA LINE DEY RAHI HAI ".I flirted for the next 2 hours successfully.If you know what i mean by being successful than its gud..others dunt need to woryy.This writeup is not about flirting.Its about bangalore.
Suddenly the pilot announced,Ladies and Gentelman we r about to land in bangalore in about 10 mins from now,thats where our conversation broke and I took some time to shift to my original window seat to allow me a look at landing.I noticed red soil(unlike yellowish white in Northern planes).Coconut trees /fields/lots of greenery etc.Here i was in..."The garden city of india" .As soon as i got off the plane,a gush of wind blew me away.I was thinking.."Ohh God..um in heavens". The monsoon winds in North doesnt even last for 1 hour to be precise.Here I was,just experiencing the magic of cool monsoon breeze.First impression quite "COOL".
The first thing you see when you get off the plane is a crumbling “internatonal airport” that was never designed to handle a plane larger than a cessna. in the same city where multi-core microprocessors are being designed, customer support calls routed, and taxes being calculated - they can’t even get their airport right. imagine an airport in say, kandhar, afghanistan. thats your welcome to bangalore.
Bangalore beckons:
The pollution. The traffic. The chaos. A day in the life of any citizen in a 3rd world city. But a 3rd world city powering the 1st world’s economic engine? Imagine, your credit card inquiries, computer problems, and even McDonald’s order being handled by someone sitting in an newly risen air conditioned building across the street from a massive slum where 8 year olds are chiseling on granite like it was the stone age. On this same road, the likes of HSBC, Accenture, GE and Oracle - multibillion dollar corporations - hold court. It is this juxtaposition of extreme wealth and extreme poverty that defines a job hunter's environment in Bangalore. Bangalore needs a lot of work right now. Its a sprawling village with a towering monoliths of steel and glass with the names of the Gods emblazoned on top - Microsoft, Citibank, and lord Yahoo!. But Bangalore will always attract new companies because of two facts that also define Bangalore: the immense pool of talent - 100,000s of thousands of people with master's or phD degrees - and its comfortable, Mediterranean temperature.
mg road is the south extension of bangalore. opposite mg road is a massive park-cum-military training ground. i’ve actually never figure it out. anyways, the action is on the other side of mg road. what u’l find are a mix of malls, hotels, restaurants, bookstores, coffee shops. be prepared for throngs of people at all times. with 7 million people in the city, theres practically nowhere to go without 10,000 other people around you. but, its one of the only places in bangalore where i feel like i can comfortably walk on the sidewalks without fear of being blind-sided by an automobile. (Delhi doesnt even have one place where you can visit without an automobile in site[44 lakhs of them in Delhi itself...figures doesnt include...Noida./FBD/Gurgaon]....except for some notorious gardens, like rose garden/lodhi garden and buddha garden etc).I have heard the same things abt some of the parks here in bangalore itself like the one near to Ulsoor lake.Looking for an opportunity myself to do some "mis key sath chief ...sorry mischief " there.;-)) You can find lots of "Chinkis" in blr..how on earth can they be present in this part of our country.....may be due to "Call Centers"...Brigade road is the heaven for them...lots of chinkis in even shorter clothes than you find in around RPM and # in delhi.
So let’s take a walk.i’d skip the kemp kids at the foot of mg road (coming from airport road) and check out the oberoi hotel. its a high-end hotel, a garden of oasis in the middle of bangalore. walk inside and head to the award-winning outdoor garden. its actually qute stunning - you feel as if you’ve left the grime of bangalore and transported to a peaceful jungle retreat. the noise and odor so familiar to your senses are now gone. there’s a citibank and an ing bank all within a decent walk of each other. further up the street is a great bookstore thats reminiscent of the naii sarak ,you’d find in Delhi or koti in Hyderbad. they have a pretty good collection of older hits as well as practically everything you’d find on the nytimes best-seller list. grab something to read for the CCD.[Angej type key log wahin kitab padte hain].there’s so much to see on this street, you’d probably want to go back again to see or do everything. one thing to do is avoid the hellish traffic on this street and walk; immerse yourself in this 2 kms of strip of semi-paved road that is bangalore’s coronary artery.
You’ll find the motorized rickshaw on every street in bangalore. its the easiest, and fastest way to navigate bangalore’s crowded and confusing circles and streets.Unlike in delhi,here most of the times meter works.So you can have a less hassle free interaction with autowallah.Recently had a fight with 2 autowallahs on MG Road,crushed them but got some scratches on hand..saala pata nahi kitne badey nakhun karke baitha tha...BC..Suddenly saw a policeman coming towards me and 2 guys lying in front of me,I ran as quickly as i could to avoid any legal action.;-).
On this paradaise disc/restaurant/pub/ wtever on brigade road,had a blast last time around.Some girls were sitting on the adjacent seat and one of the "Seedha Sadha" friend was looking at them with disbelief as to how can the girls be so outlandish in thr behaviour.I just released his anxiety by pointing towards one girl to come join us.To my surprise she stood up and came near to us.I said "Hi" ..she said.."Hi Dear".I said wts up with you..and hows life in general...with you...she said..its very bad business today....i was shocked after listening to this."OK" I said." How about having a dinner with us" she asked me.I said "NO THANKS its getting late... i am leaving."...:-(( kisi tarah sey jaan bacha kar bhaga.......and rushed out as quickly with my frnds.....It was an interestin exp..........
Differences with Delhi :
1)Avg looking chicks but very "OPEN".;-)) .....
2)Good looking chicks checking an average rustic dude like me ..may be they r also short of gud supplies in blr...
3) food sucks...here everythin with salt in boiled water is termed as "Sambhar".[um talkin abt office food]
4)huuh!! its expensive....give you one example..you can get one pair of clothes ironed in delhi in 3rs but here its 5rs...so 66% more spending .
5)Avg traffic speed here is 30km/hr(if it moves).....in delhi the cars whizz past you at 100 in no time...avg speed is around 60-70 easily on wide spread roads in delhi...
6)Lots of company buses clogging the traffic everywhere during the office time.The no of speed breakers on roads in blr is also one of the cause for jams...
7)Nice weather .....its really exciting...
8)meri hindi ki bc bahut kam key samajh main aati hai..yahi sabse bada drawback hai...
9)Yahan Dusseheri aam nahi milta...
10)...still figuring out....
More on all bangalore... in my future blogs...:-))
Introduction:
After spending atleast 33% of my life span [a little less than 25 to be precise] in the northern part of the our majestic country,I have set foot on the "Air Conditioned City of India " ie Bangalore...ooopps Bangaluru.
I've been brought up on extreme temperatures across the year,agression running high with ppl on small matters,pretty girls with lots of "nakhras", scrace rainfall and humid monsoon season.Desi snacks(samosa/kachaudi/bedai/lassi/gol gappe...bhalla) have been my constant fuel which has kept me running for all these years.Hot water bath being taken only during chilly winter months from Mid Dec to Jan end.
Suddenly i find myself in alien conditions, with various things which are different to my part of the world.Starting with my flight experience, I was given this I/P from a close friend that Kingfisher is the best airline in terms of service( u know wt kinds).As soon as i set my foot on board,I saw a big KLPD in front of me.All the airhostess were bad,not even decent.They didnt knew how to segregate juice from cola.The LCD on my seat didnt work and not even on the vacant seat adjacent to me.Although that allowed me with a chance to an INFY Girl who was sitting on the gallery seat to inquire abt her screen.;-) .She was working in INFY Bangalore.I thought "yess AD TP for u in a new city just do it now".She politely explained me the nitty grityy and asked me to come over the vacant middle seat.I though "BETA LINE DEY RAHI HAI ".I flirted for the next 2 hours successfully.If you know what i mean by being successful than its gud..others dunt need to woryy.This writeup is not about flirting.Its about bangalore.
Suddenly the pilot announced,Ladies and Gentelman we r about to land in bangalore in about 10 mins from now,thats where our conversation broke and I took some time to shift to my original window seat to allow me a look at landing.I noticed red soil(unlike yellowish white in Northern planes).Coconut trees /fields/lots of greenery etc.Here i was in..."The garden city of india" .As soon as i got off the plane,a gush of wind blew me away.I was thinking.."Ohh God..um in heavens". The monsoon winds in North doesnt even last for 1 hour to be precise.Here I was,just experiencing the magic of cool monsoon breeze.First impression quite "COOL".
The first thing you see when you get off the plane is a crumbling “internatonal airport” that was never designed to handle a plane larger than a cessna. in the same city where multi-core microprocessors are being designed, customer support calls routed, and taxes being calculated - they can’t even get their airport right. imagine an airport in say, kandhar, afghanistan. thats your welcome to bangalore.
Bangalore beckons:
The pollution. The traffic. The chaos. A day in the life of any citizen in a 3rd world city. But a 3rd world city powering the 1st world’s economic engine? Imagine, your credit card inquiries, computer problems, and even McDonald’s order being handled by someone sitting in an newly risen air conditioned building across the street from a massive slum where 8 year olds are chiseling on granite like it was the stone age. On this same road, the likes of HSBC, Accenture, GE and Oracle - multibillion dollar corporations - hold court. It is this juxtaposition of extreme wealth and extreme poverty that defines a job hunter's environment in Bangalore. Bangalore needs a lot of work right now. Its a sprawling village with a towering monoliths of steel and glass with the names of the Gods emblazoned on top - Microsoft, Citibank, and lord Yahoo!. But Bangalore will always attract new companies because of two facts that also define Bangalore: the immense pool of talent - 100,000s of thousands of people with master's or phD degrees - and its comfortable, Mediterranean temperature.
mg road is the south extension of bangalore. opposite mg road is a massive park-cum-military training ground. i’ve actually never figure it out. anyways, the action is on the other side of mg road. what u’l find are a mix of malls, hotels, restaurants, bookstores, coffee shops. be prepared for throngs of people at all times. with 7 million people in the city, theres practically nowhere to go without 10,000 other people around you. but, its one of the only places in bangalore where i feel like i can comfortably walk on the sidewalks without fear of being blind-sided by an automobile. (Delhi doesnt even have one place where you can visit without an automobile in site[44 lakhs of them in Delhi itself...figures doesnt include...Noida./FBD/Gurgaon]....except for some notorious gardens, like rose garden/lodhi garden and buddha garden etc).I have heard the same things abt some of the parks here in bangalore itself like the one near to Ulsoor lake.Looking for an opportunity myself to do some "mis key sath chief ...sorry mischief " there.;-)) You can find lots of "Chinkis" in blr..how on earth can they be present in this part of our country.....may be due to "Call Centers"...Brigade road is the heaven for them...lots of chinkis in even shorter clothes than you find in around RPM and # in delhi.
So let’s take a walk.i’d skip the kemp kids at the foot of mg road (coming from airport road) and check out the oberoi hotel. its a high-end hotel, a garden of oasis in the middle of bangalore. walk inside and head to the award-winning outdoor garden. its actually qute stunning - you feel as if you’ve left the grime of bangalore and transported to a peaceful jungle retreat. the noise and odor so familiar to your senses are now gone. there’s a citibank and an ing bank all within a decent walk of each other. further up the street is a great bookstore thats reminiscent of the naii sarak ,you’d find in Delhi or koti in Hyderbad. they have a pretty good collection of older hits as well as practically everything you’d find on the nytimes best-seller list. grab something to read for the CCD.[Angej type key log wahin kitab padte hain].there’s so much to see on this street, you’d probably want to go back again to see or do everything. one thing to do is avoid the hellish traffic on this street and walk; immerse yourself in this 2 kms of strip of semi-paved road that is bangalore’s coronary artery.
You’ll find the motorized rickshaw on every street in bangalore. its the easiest, and fastest way to navigate bangalore’s crowded and confusing circles and streets.Unlike in delhi,here most of the times meter works.So you can have a less hassle free interaction with autowallah.Recently had a fight with 2 autowallahs on MG Road,crushed them but got some scratches on hand..saala pata nahi kitne badey nakhun karke baitha tha...BC..Suddenly saw a policeman coming towards me and 2 guys lying in front of me,I ran as quickly as i could to avoid any legal action.;-).
On this paradaise disc/restaurant/pub/ wtever on brigade road,had a blast last time around.Some girls were sitting on the adjacent seat and one of the "Seedha Sadha" friend was looking at them with disbelief as to how can the girls be so outlandish in thr behaviour.I just released his anxiety by pointing towards one girl to come join us.To my surprise she stood up and came near to us.I said "Hi" ..she said.."Hi Dear".I said wts up with you..and hows life in general...with you...she said..its very bad business today....i was shocked after listening to this."OK" I said." How about having a dinner with us" she asked me.I said "NO THANKS its getting late... i am leaving."...:-(( kisi tarah sey jaan bacha kar bhaga.......and rushed out as quickly with my frnds.....It was an interestin exp..........
Differences with Delhi :
1)Avg looking chicks but very "OPEN".;-)) .....
2)Good looking chicks checking an average rustic dude like me ..may be they r also short of gud supplies in blr...
3) food sucks...here everythin with salt in boiled water is termed as "Sambhar".[um talkin abt office food]
4)huuh!! its expensive....give you one example..you can get one pair of clothes ironed in delhi in 3rs but here its 5rs...so 66% more spending .
5)Avg traffic speed here is 30km/hr(if it moves).....in delhi the cars whizz past you at 100 in no time...avg speed is around 60-70 easily on wide spread roads in delhi...
6)Lots of company buses clogging the traffic everywhere during the office time.The no of speed breakers on roads in blr is also one of the cause for jams...
7)Nice weather .....its really exciting...
8)meri hindi ki bc bahut kam key samajh main aati hai..yahi sabse bada drawback hai...
9)Yahan Dusseheri aam nahi milta...
10)...still figuring out....
More on all bangalore... in my future blogs...:-))
Friday, July 13, 2007
Love someone you hate :-)
There is something fascinating about being in love with someone you hate OR pretend to hate.It's a very strange feeling which sinks in very slowly .I don't know about most of you but it takes a while for a person who has undergone the similar experience like yours truly to understand that state of mind and draw any conclusions.It's a very well known fact which sounds cliche as well "You can love only person in your lives" ,but in my case it has been quite different. I tend to love many people for there different qualities but sometimes you dun't think abt those people when you are lying in your bed with hands up and nothing in your mind.I tend to think about those people whom i normally pretend to hate but they have some qualities which let you to fall in love with them as well.That's where the delimma starts.You are surrounded by your peers/colleagues/frnds who more often than not know that you hate that particular person and you have to sometime live upto there expectations otherwsie you fear of being labelled as a hypocrite.U start playing for the gallery as a PR strategy.U succumb to their pressure and align your feelings to popular belief about that person.It becomes a burden to you after sometime. Sometimes a girl can be ugly and not so appealing at first look and ppl tend to form a permanent belief abt her that "abey JTL key sath kaun ghumega".So even if you like that person for her nature and simplicity ,seeds of hatered are sown in your suceptible mind that "Arey iske sath baat karunga tau laundey mujhey do dalenge".Thats where this strange feeling enters your subconcious mind and you start acting as a puppet to ppl surrounding you.
I 'm still surrounded by lots of question abt my relationship with this girl who many think is ideal to me but i think otherwise and keep showing my anger over any association with her,but somewhere deep down my heart i know,many things in life doesnt happen to you as they are expected to happen,so keeping the fingers crossed and waiting for things to unfold and rememberingthe golden rule "if you r ready to loose anythin ,u r more likely to redeem urself and achieve that thing and would come out as a more strong person after all that".
NB: Its not an autobiography.
I 'm still surrounded by lots of question abt my relationship with this girl who many think is ideal to me but i think otherwise and keep showing my anger over any association with her,but somewhere deep down my heart i know,many things in life doesnt happen to you as they are expected to happen,so keeping the fingers crossed and waiting for things to unfold and rememberingthe golden rule "if you r ready to loose anythin ,u r more likely to redeem urself and achieve that thing and would come out as a more strong person after all that".
NB: Its not an autobiography.
Monday, March 26, 2007
Where is the potential ?
Indian team(?) sent by BCCI (registered in Madras) just lost a match against SL and Bangladesh .It sent down shivers across the country and now the blame game has begun.Greg chappel,Rahul,Sharad pawar, Dhoni,Sachin are now being touted as villains for Indian cricket.But I just cant understand the reasons for it.As it is generally discussed that this bunch of players never perform to the potential,but as we have seen over the years these players including Sachin perform only in there own backyard against lacklustre teams like(WI,NZ and all others).This team has consistenly lost to SA and Australia in ODIs even in India(check the records...leave the Test match records..that is even more frustrating).Our players like Saurav Ganguly,Sachin,Yuvraj etc only perform against teams with no potential.
We hail Sachin as GOD,but you can have a reality check against the no of centuries he has scored in subcontinent against no hopers on FLAT BATTING TRACKS.As far as I remember he has never scored a one day hundered in NZ and AUS and WI. He is a flat track bully.So where is the potential?.
Coming to DADA of Indian cricket ,he nowadays seems to be playing against his own team.He plays for himself.Check his records in WC against Kenya,Bangladesh,Namibia,Holland,Bermuda and compared it with his overall record against teams like AUS and SA.(FYI:Dada did very well in 2001 ODI Series in SA on flat belters provied to India that time around) So where is the potential?.
Dhoni?.Creation of media due to his long hair and stud looks.He is a joke as far as I am concerned.What has he done outside subcontinent against good bowling units is intself a mystery to me [:-o].We Indians tend to highlight performances against Pakistan and take these players for granted but did anyone noticed Dinesh Karticks performance in 2005 Calcutta Test.He scored 93 at a crucial time when India was looking down the barrels.He batted beautifuly in SA in that 20-20 game,that means he has a potential and is a much better keeper in comparision to DHONI against spinners.Just because DHONI hogged the limelight with his performances in 2005 seruies against PAK ind india,SL in India, PAK in PAK and again England in Ind.So u can notice a common thread "FLAT TRACKS".The day he was taken out of his comofort zone he just couldn't cope up with conditions.So where is the potential?
Rahul Dravid: No comments.Only player with a potential against any attack(barring McGrath in AUS) any condition.Hatts off to him.Form is ailing him but he will come back.
Yuvi: Spinners will continue to ail him and can't succeed in Test matches but still better than our flat track bullies(read Sachin and Dhoni).
Robin Uthappa and Gautam Gambhir : Needs to be groomed against better teams and conditions.
Bowling: No comments.We dunt have any potential in bowling.Every galli muhalla player can hit our bowlers in every direction.
Anil Kumble: He is the real hero of Indian Cricket,he has won us more matches(ODIs and Test Matches) than even the famed spin quartet.I just wanna kill Bedi,Raghavan for the current comments on Indian performance.They were the ones who killed cricket during the 70's.We lost to every country at home and away during that period barring few successes abroad.What a mess was made of Bedi/Prasanna in Pakistan in 1978 is well known to everybody. India could never progress beyond first round in 75 and 79 WCs under captaincy of S Venkatraghavn.
Though Kumble has limitations but who doesn't have?Is Shane warne successful in India? Muralidharan only has a Delhi Test 2006 against India to show off his efforts in this country?What has murali done in Australia and SA? .Anil Kumble has never been given enough runs on foreign pitches to bowl at ..whenever he has been given...say 2003-2004 series against australia...he has performed.(remember that 8 wicket haul in sydney test)
Harbhajan: still riding on heroics of 2001 series courtsey SK Bansal.(umpire who gave McGrath out in famous Calcutta test).He should be thrown out.Don't we have a gud spinner in country who can decieve batsmen in flight and loop?.Romesh Powar barring his fitness is a much better bet that Bhajji.Had Romesh been there in match against bangladesh we would have won? We dont want wicketless performances against Weak teams.Where is the potential??
Irfan Pathan: In same league as DHONI.Media hype got to him.Gareeb key bachhey ko khushi bardasht naheen hoti...ala Vinod Kambli.Chamak damak ney iss talented ladke ko khatam kar diya.But seriously this guy has potential.
Zaheer &Munaf: No comments against these 2.But one observation why the hell they have become slower than wht they were?
Munaf used to bowl at 140 consistently.Where is the pace? tab tau usey khane ko bhi kam milta hoga...aaj kal kya ho gaya hai??
Many Continentals think life is a game; the English think cricket is a game." The Indians, though sadly, it’s often said, think cricket is the only game. Cricket is only a game not a thread on which our lives are attached.So kindly refrain yourself from attaching your emotions with the game .During the game yess ...its bound to happen but afterall its a game and take it as a game.Jeev milkha singh is anyday better than our cricket heroes who has performed at every level.
Will be back with more on this pretty soon!!
Thanks !!
We hail Sachin as GOD,but you can have a reality check against the no of centuries he has scored in subcontinent against no hopers on FLAT BATTING TRACKS.As far as I remember he has never scored a one day hundered in NZ and AUS and WI. He is a flat track bully.So where is the potential?.
Coming to DADA of Indian cricket ,he nowadays seems to be playing against his own team.He plays for himself.Check his records in WC against Kenya,Bangladesh,Namibia,Holland,Bermuda and compared it with his overall record against teams like AUS and SA.(FYI:Dada did very well in 2001 ODI Series in SA on flat belters provied to India that time around) So where is the potential?.
Dhoni?.Creation of media due to his long hair and stud looks.He is a joke as far as I am concerned.What has he done outside subcontinent against good bowling units is intself a mystery to me [:-o].We Indians tend to highlight performances against Pakistan and take these players for granted but did anyone noticed Dinesh Karticks performance in 2005 Calcutta Test.He scored 93 at a crucial time when India was looking down the barrels.He batted beautifuly in SA in that 20-20 game,that means he has a potential and is a much better keeper in comparision to DHONI against spinners.Just because DHONI hogged the limelight with his performances in 2005 seruies against PAK ind india,SL in India, PAK in PAK and again England in Ind.So u can notice a common thread "FLAT TRACKS".The day he was taken out of his comofort zone he just couldn't cope up with conditions.So where is the potential?
Rahul Dravid: No comments.Only player with a potential against any attack(barring McGrath in AUS) any condition.Hatts off to him.Form is ailing him but he will come back.
Yuvi: Spinners will continue to ail him and can't succeed in Test matches but still better than our flat track bullies(read Sachin and Dhoni).
Robin Uthappa and Gautam Gambhir : Needs to be groomed against better teams and conditions.
Bowling: No comments.We dunt have any potential in bowling.Every galli muhalla player can hit our bowlers in every direction.
Anil Kumble: He is the real hero of Indian Cricket,he has won us more matches(ODIs and Test Matches) than even the famed spin quartet.I just wanna kill Bedi,Raghavan for the current comments on Indian performance.They were the ones who killed cricket during the 70's.We lost to every country at home and away during that period barring few successes abroad.What a mess was made of Bedi/Prasanna in Pakistan in 1978 is well known to everybody. India could never progress beyond first round in 75 and 79 WCs under captaincy of S Venkatraghavn.
Though Kumble has limitations but who doesn't have?Is Shane warne successful in India? Muralidharan only has a Delhi Test 2006 against India to show off his efforts in this country?What has murali done in Australia and SA? .Anil Kumble has never been given enough runs on foreign pitches to bowl at ..whenever he has been given...say 2003-2004 series against australia...he has performed.(remember that 8 wicket haul in sydney test)
Harbhajan: still riding on heroics of 2001 series courtsey SK Bansal.(umpire who gave McGrath out in famous Calcutta test).He should be thrown out.Don't we have a gud spinner in country who can decieve batsmen in flight and loop?.Romesh Powar barring his fitness is a much better bet that Bhajji.Had Romesh been there in match against bangladesh we would have won? We dont want wicketless performances against Weak teams.Where is the potential??
Irfan Pathan: In same league as DHONI.Media hype got to him.Gareeb key bachhey ko khushi bardasht naheen hoti...ala Vinod Kambli.Chamak damak ney iss talented ladke ko khatam kar diya.But seriously this guy has potential.
Zaheer &Munaf: No comments against these 2.But one observation why the hell they have become slower than wht they were?
Munaf used to bowl at 140 consistently.Where is the pace? tab tau usey khane ko bhi kam milta hoga...aaj kal kya ho gaya hai??
Many Continentals think life is a game; the English think cricket is a game." The Indians, though sadly, it’s often said, think cricket is the only game. Cricket is only a game not a thread on which our lives are attached.So kindly refrain yourself from attaching your emotions with the game .During the game yess ...its bound to happen but afterall its a game and take it as a game.Jeev milkha singh is anyday better than our cricket heroes who has performed at every level.
Will be back with more on this pretty soon!!
Thanks !!
Sunday, February 11, 2007
Hurricane H05...Down the memory Lane
Guys this was a series of Testimonial written by my mates from ILP and we had termed that as Hurricane H05.We used to select a bakra and send comments about him for 3 days on the mail and bakra used to answer/reply after that and used to suggest the new bakra.
So here was my turn to be named as Bakra and face the wrath from the H05ers....
Frm Arun Annamalai..
Hey ppl,
Hello everyone. Howz life?
Fine, I am sorry Aditya for the delay. But usually i send my hurricane mails only on the third day. And here is my comment about you.
I saw you on the second day in Amitha ma'am's class when u were engaged in some busy conversation with her. Actually to say, Right from that day my view about u was this, a typical northie, trying to attract ppl around and a bit snobbish fellow humiliating others in small things.
But as days went by i came to know u, not through anybody but through ur way of conducting with others and ur conversation with others. A carefree guy, toooooooooooo frank and open and a person who judge ppl from their heart and not from their looks. Kudos to you for making our H05 group shine amidst the mighty hurricane.
Ur efforts to keep the group alive is great and should continue everafter. Many have told that u give indirect comments abt ppl and keep annoying ppl. I ll tell u onething, have all ur fun with only those who enjoy it.
I can never forget that day when u too walked along with us in our usual night walks. It was on that day i spoke to u for the first time and had a good time and also wished u come daily. Ur way of mingling with ppl quickly is great, coz........in just a matter of 15 mins u started speaking lot of things with me, though i spoke verrrrrrrry few words.
Anyway, be what u are, being frank brings good at the end. And as i said before , have fun with those who enjoy them and not with those who get irritated. Don't try to attract anybody (i feel u do it.... if not , just ignore it)..... because ppl definitely know when u do it.
Bye, have a great time.... and please please keep in touch. Don't forget mailing
My reply :
Thnkxx Arun. I thnk ppl have always misunderstood me for me being outspoken and outlandish in my behaviour.But I still dunt care…….becuz I always feel tht nowadays ppl thnk less abt themselves but care more abt wht tht person is thnking abt u. Tht is the worst thng to do.and I still do remember the night .tht was fantastic. And first I try to be frank with everyone but if sumbody doesn’t get frank….i dunt talk to him….thts why c the number of ppl I interact with. TALK 2 MUCH BUT WITH 2 FEW.
Frm Gunjan Singh
hi frnds
in d whole ilp i dint talk to aditya ...may b because i avoided him as i felt he is a bit (mind u all ...bit here indicates a lot)arrogant.
but later during the end of ilp i statde talking to him i found him quite practical......
in the whole ilp i remember whenevr we talked he used to tell me the stories of his cllg...his prof....nd his hostel.....he was infact is too proud of his college nd his hostel....but for his prof...O GOD! nd even today he tells those stories....well Aditya i now dont even remember how many times u have told tht same story...
now since we are in d office nd much more in d same prjt i came to know a lot abt him.....
nd i do believe now tht he is no more arrogant or rude....just a bit talkative.
since adi is very familiar wid dis place ,he has helped me a lot regarding d city...lke which place to put on ,how to travel frm one plc to another nd blah balh blah.. i find him very approachable 4 any querry......thts wat i admire abt him.
he is someone who is daring nough to come out of the prjt on IAF.....nd then coming to EATON after rejecting 2 -3 more prjts... befor ending i would lkie to tell u all tht he is even a good cook.......
but one thng of his whch i would lke him to chng is tht he should speak less nd only when it is req. else ppl most of d time misundersatnd him....
Reply to Gunjan
Thnks gunjan for ur nice comments. Yeah I do agree im proud abt the hostel…..but u cant say im proud abt college or my prof becuz I spent most of the time in hostel rather than insti. REMOTE DESKTOP CONNECTION GUNJAN. Gut it. Its better to speak rather being n unknown quantity.nd regarding being a gud cook…….yaar its just tht I can fill my belly with decent food.
From Akil
I first met with aditya in IIT Delhi due to chandu , who was my frd n classmate of adi in M tech........... when first time i talk to him ......... he left unforgetable way of talking in front of me............ no manner like (Agra wale bhaiya) at all n also no thinking before anything infront of anyone.
i talk about this thing to chandu also ...... he told me he is like this only.
then we met rearly in IIT.
finally i knw this person in ILP.................. when first time i reached annexe , there in no rum for me so i stayed with aditya along with two more person.
so some sort of problem we facing during morning time....... n all of us are very thankful to adi who knows knotting the tie very well.
aditya no doubt very staight forward but also very gud from heart n also very strict to his domain of life .......... sometime he knws that he is wrong but also he is unable to accept the truth.
his has two side ............. thatswhy he is able to do do expected n unexpected things in a very little span of time.
ppl thinks he is so rude but i felt that he is so romantic rather then rude.
he has a gud mind but i dont knw why he dont want to explore it......... n one more thing is that he is very- very lazy person n one most important thing is
" he may be a gud husband as todays era gals want." have a nice time adi
From Abhishek Nath Tiwari
Hi all Aditya was the most active guy not only in our batch H-05 but in whole ilp. he is very daring and gutsy means he is not meek . he does not show his guts at every place. he is dominating in nature. i did not find any one dominating aditya neither in ilp nor in delhi we used to spend all the time together then i came to know adi. he is arrogant but for arrogant ppl. he follow the rule of "tit for tat" he left the air force proj. which show his firmness. i could not reject the project of sri nagar but adi directly told no, which gave me dare and later i rejected, but adi was the first to start rajecting proj., he is fond of gals,but not like akil , at a time adi handles only one gal, which shows his smart aspect of personality. ha ha aha ha ha i know adil will kill me ha ha ah Basically adi is, MCP ie male chauvinistic person , and a ambititious guy tats all from my side
All the best adi
My reply to akil and Tiwari
So akil and tiwari….i wanna ask u one question….one says I m a gud husband material? and the other says im MCP………how cum I be having both the qualities at the same time…….any ways how did akil knew tht im romantic….did I showed ny of those qualities to him? I shuld die if I showed this 2 him . The smartness of a person cant be related with the number of gals he can handle but in the fact tht how many gals can handle tht person. Isn’t it?thts why I wuld say im MCP. Cumig to accepting the truth I feel its all abut frame of reference. Thts it.
From Anu Prakash
Hi all
AD As if After Christ is his name....Aditya Sharma........On first sight i felt that he was one of thos northies who acted confident(read "over") but were the least of confident!! Well as time passed by and i came to know that he's from IIT, my attitude towards him became that of admiration...but this was accelerated by his friendly nature..and then i cud see he was really confident... I once killed him on (well i dont remember but it may be on some Mechanical topics).Also there was this bus journey i wont forget where he actually told me some stories abt IIT profs...He is a MASTER STORY TELLER. During the ILP he was after me some times becoz he thought i was after his sis..LALITHA.. To sum up he's one of the best backbenchers who never allowed anybody other than backbenchers to sit in backbench..... I suggest you start ABBA(All Boys Backbenchers Association)
Jai Jai AD....
MY reply
Thnxx Anu. U picked it. AD..( 54 AD ,,,,,,,) U have a gr8 eyesight despite tht big chashma( or is it becuz of tht only) .u r a reall brain and have n eye for the diamonds………he he he. Thts why u r gr8. I just luv telling stories. And like sharukh khan……I wanna declare….im not one of the best backbenchers……..im the best back bencher….who never had a rating gr8er than 2 and never studied.( many wuld argue who did…..but u all did sumtime or the other but I never did)actually gut a 1 as well in mid term S/W and 5 in L/S …..wht a combo,,,,, shows why I enjoyed L/S becuz there I didn’t need to act….as we all do in office. nyone to match……..???? no naa….thts why. And Dunt ever dare flirting with LALITHA …..u invisible man??…
From Monika
Hello Everyone, In the morning, I came to know from Akil that the next bakra is Adi. Then, I read the mail from JP in which he announced the next bakra....I agree with what JP has said abt Adi. JP...Abhijit told in his mail abt ur "long" hair, what happenend to u, I think...u r saying right, We(H-05 group) don't know u much(just joking)!!! Adi, kahan se shuru karoon......i was saying to Akil in the morning that i've to think before writing comments abt u..........as what good i can write abt u!!!!!!!!!!!!! I met Adi in the beginning of ILP, I think on the 2nd or 3rd day....when Mr. Binoy was checking our documents. As I said in my comments on Akil, earlier I generally avoided Adi and Akil b'coz of their lotes of comments!!! But later......as the time of allocations came....interaction with Adi and Akil grew up. And then.....we also did our German Role play.....as you all know. However, I interacted more with Akil than Adi.....I don't know, why but.....I think.....there was some fear, yes I am saying right.....as I always think twice before talking to him....pata nahin kab kya kah de!!!!! But, he is really a very straight forward person.....what he says, is always true......chahe kadwa lage!!! He is also intelligent person....his german was really good. He is not a showy person.......and to my knowlede, he also doesn't like such person. My interaction with him is only limited......so, i shouldn't say much.....but once, i told him that he has attitude....and he was surprised...but i think....it's true!!! He is a good initiator.....as we all know him as a active member of H-05. One last thing...i would like to tell you all abt him......initially, the project he got as on client site.......he went thr for few days....after that he came back in TCS office.....and refused to go back to his GL........and believe me.....his GL is the most dangerous person here in this office....and he is very senior......everyone in this office has a fear to talk to him.....and now, no one believes....that Adi got release from him......I know abt that GL very well now, as he was our GL earlier. So, he is very daring!!! o.k......that's all Good Luck ......Adi
Reply to monika
Thnxx Monika. And now I must tell u the reason why I didn’t interacted much with u. Tht was intentional.as we share a common sirname so the day we wuld start talking like akil and u do….the rumor mills wuld start and I just didn’t wanted it to happen.Nd nice to know atleast sumbody called me daring…..he he he ( bored of straight forwards ,bold and blah blah) Actually it was a highly diplomatic release frm tht project. We (me and akil) gave the biggest GOLA of our lives to the biggest a@! hole of PTI Delhi.(suggestion to Legal Advicer of tht GL) . who hamari baton main aa gaya….aur ham release ho gaye. He he he .Most satisfying moment since joining TCS. We keep giving everybody else. he he……………. I have n attitude.????? True or false? O dunno…since most of u r pointing this…So lemme clarify on tht…..”I m a person who talks 2 much but 2 few” I dunno why, so ppl thnk I have n attitude.
From Ashwin
Mr. Adi - the IIT dude who reserved the back bench seats before anyone cud steal it away from him. almost every back bencher had to sit in the first or second row of seats atleast once, unfortunately, but not adi, who stiffly resisted any chances to be pushed front and stood his seat! a time had to come for this "hyper-active" Hurricane participant to have his own chance to face the comments and i do beleive none are gonna spare him for his previous antics! at hyd, i used to find him in the elite company of akil,ojasvi and other IIT mates, and the topics of their chit-chat always used to amuse me.the one thing i remeber for sure is the way he used to get annoyed when i cald him adit'h'ya!! he has corrected a hell a lot of times, but tht never worked out in his favour :-) sorry mate! it is only through hurricane i get to know new things about him. he is damn straight-forward to the level of even annoying the person. he never minds having an argument, whoever it may be on a topic wat so ever. and he is solely responsible for filling my inbox everyday!! :-( honestly speaking, i dont know to judge whether being straight forward is right or wrong, but i wud advise him to keep upto the limit of not hurting someone, be it even ur foe. thts my only suggestion. bye
My reply
Oye ashwin again u called me adithya….grrr grrrrrrr grrrrrrrr. And I consider this as my gr8 fortune to have not been traumatized by sitting in front and getting the headache. And regarding sum antisocial element ( however popular they r ..goshh they can be popular as well ….everybody has a dark side ..rt) in class my views are still the same and will remain the same. Again I wanna ask a question to all of u ? why this term……elite grup, elite company…….is in air ? Dunt u thnk we all r elite or common as other person is????? NO RESPITE FOR U IN FUTURE AS WELL REGARDING UR FILLED MAILBOX.
From Brahan
Good Afternoon folks... Long time since I mailed U all... Anyway here ar my point comments on the next Bakra.. 1.Very very Frank and outspoken(Highly Dangerous Sometimes) 2.Doesnt lose his Individualism(Never stopped to send msgs to us..Even when many of them opposed it) 3.Bright and having lot of Stuffs...Makes his presence felt by others even after sitting in Back Bench(Usually others doesnt) 4.Never allows anybody other than the back bencher to sit there..(Dint allow me to sit in the back bench when i dint have any place)
That’s it from me Bye folks...
MY reply
How can a person be dangerous if he is frank and outspoken?i thnk it’s the other way round…isn’t it. Its dangerous for me not for nybody else. But so be it. The only Siddhuisim I can remember and follow ….”The day a person tries to imitate sumone he loses himself…” so im a gr8 believer in tht. Sorry brahan if I had stopped u sitting in back ……I dunt remember the incident….must have been in sum german class….
From Nina
I dont know about being a "backbencher".. Is being a Back bencher a sin..? i used to sit at the back becuase it puts you "in focus" :) ... anyway.. Aditya-Aditya is very "genuine" .. he was pretty frank . Agar nahi padhna hai to nahi padhna..bas. :) i liked his frank attitude.. He has a bag full of comments for everyone in class.. He was fun to be with in class...Keep it up.. stay as you are.. All the Best..
My reply
I want to clear this thing out tht I used to sit at back to get the focus( though nina didn’t meant the same I know)….its not true…with my voice i culd be heard frm nywhere rtt guys………the main reason is a pure scientific one for me……as we all r engg and had studied maths….the reason was to have a low angle of elevation towards the board so as to ease out on the neckpain which occurs with continous classes…and for the same reason I have kept my monitor in a downward tilt rather than up.lotzz of ppl curse me on this…….but as brahan said….Highly Individualistic as I m…..why to change.? Dunt u all comment abt others??but here the trend has been to write sweet and sugary comments which I thnk no way serves the purpose.A banter in proper way can do more gud than harm ..thts wht I feel.
F rom Debashish
" AD " member of BBA(back banchers associat'n)
one of the most frank n bold guy of H-5 , famous for his humor ... i had given GUI presentation with ad , every body is working so hard n preparing there slides whereas me,ad,aman,akil were doin nothing....but it was ad who made our ppt in last 10 min n i was shocked when vasundhra appriciated our slides,the manner in which ad is explaning slides was fabulas..really ad it was really nice working with u.... besides this how can i forget - enjoying with our all BBA member in our favourate LS sessions "AMITA",neither we or she will forget those moments..... - lunch time ,ha ha ,never stand a line , "hum jaha khade hote hai line wahi se shuru hoti hai "
keep it up buddy.......n-joy life like hell.....hav a nice day bye
My reply
Thnkxx Debu. But it wasn’t only me who had prepared the slides. Honour shuld go to all including Debu.The story goes like this.The slides which we showed was akils MTech Project Presentation. ( it had a purpose, a goal and ready result….so simple naa) And in the last few minutes we ppl had just added sum effects and all so as to make it look nice and the rest is history……..we were appreciated by mam with 10 minutes of efforts.…tht was the highest point atleast for me at ILP …academically.he he he. For a change sumbody appreciated me for being a pleasure to “WORK “ with….its always been pleasure to be with u rather than work. .And regarding lunch ques….we all know Northie Trait…….”im sumthing attitude” and victims were honest southie chaps.esp Brahan..Im sorry brahan……( I wuld be coming with a anecdote on this at brahans turn)
Hi frnds, This mail contains sme disturbing and shocking facts on Aditya.People with any kind of objections plitz simply ignore it.I am not giving any further justifications or any statements further supporting my comments given below
he he he..frnds do u really think I'm serious.well if u think i'm not then u all got it wrong...
Well frnds i am really tired of writing all goodie goodie things abt our H-05.Not that they are untrue but now I think that i should spice the things a bit so i had a chat with AD and he gave me his consent to reveal whatever i know abt him.though his life is like an open book but there are mny interesting and soulstirring facts abt him that I came to know during our ILP
Aditya is a highly outspoken guy,but this outspoken attitude has its own fallout.it appears rather arrogant at times.This guy knows almost all slangs and explicit taunts existing in the hindi vocabulary ad uses them effectively.Anyway thats just one of his merit he is an out and out opportunist. He takes every advantage that he can whether it be any non libving thing on earth or any poor living creature whatever be the sex) with his malicious and cunning intelligence.Alas there has been victims in our batch as well that too of the weaker sex.But I admire this great capabilty of our prominent back bencher.He is always true to his heart and does whatever his heart desires.If he doesn't luv smeone he would tell it frankly even if that hurts that person.After all u should not keep a person in illusion even though sme of his acts may appear otherwise.Since he always speaks his heart out it encourages everyone else to talk to him frankly.He i got sme wrk..I'll continue this in my next mail...that makes this part-1,.
Sorry Guys i have lost the second part over these months....but still worth a dekho....
So here was my turn to be named as Bakra and face the wrath from the H05ers....
Frm Arun Annamalai..
Hey ppl,
Hello everyone. Howz life?
Fine, I am sorry Aditya for the delay. But usually i send my hurricane mails only on the third day. And here is my comment about you.
I saw you on the second day in Amitha ma'am's class when u were engaged in some busy conversation with her. Actually to say, Right from that day my view about u was this, a typical northie, trying to attract ppl around and a bit snobbish fellow humiliating others in small things.
But as days went by i came to know u, not through anybody but through ur way of conducting with others and ur conversation with others. A carefree guy, toooooooooooo frank and open and a person who judge ppl from their heart and not from their looks. Kudos to you for making our H05 group shine amidst the mighty hurricane.
Ur efforts to keep the group alive is great and should continue everafter. Many have told that u give indirect comments abt ppl and keep annoying ppl. I ll tell u onething, have all ur fun with only those who enjoy it.
I can never forget that day when u too walked along with us in our usual night walks. It was on that day i spoke to u for the first time and had a good time and also wished u come daily. Ur way of mingling with ppl quickly is great, coz........in just a matter of 15 mins u started speaking lot of things with me, though i spoke verrrrrrrry few words.
Anyway, be what u are, being frank brings good at the end. And as i said before , have fun with those who enjoy them and not with those who get irritated. Don't try to attract anybody (i feel u do it.... if not , just ignore it)..... because ppl definitely know when u do it.
Bye, have a great time.... and please please keep in touch. Don't forget mailing
My reply :
Thnkxx Arun. I thnk ppl have always misunderstood me for me being outspoken and outlandish in my behaviour.But I still dunt care…….becuz I always feel tht nowadays ppl thnk less abt themselves but care more abt wht tht person is thnking abt u. Tht is the worst thng to do.and I still do remember the night .tht was fantastic. And first I try to be frank with everyone but if sumbody doesn’t get frank….i dunt talk to him….thts why c the number of ppl I interact with. TALK 2 MUCH BUT WITH 2 FEW.
Frm Gunjan Singh
hi frnds
in d whole ilp i dint talk to aditya ...may b because i avoided him as i felt he is a bit (mind u all ...bit here indicates a lot)arrogant.
but later during the end of ilp i statde talking to him i found him quite practical......
in the whole ilp i remember whenevr we talked he used to tell me the stories of his cllg...his prof....nd his hostel.....he was infact is too proud of his college nd his hostel....but for his prof...O GOD! nd even today he tells those stories....well Aditya i now dont even remember how many times u have told tht same story...
now since we are in d office nd much more in d same prjt i came to know a lot abt him.....
nd i do believe now tht he is no more arrogant or rude....just a bit talkative.
since adi is very familiar wid dis place ,he has helped me a lot regarding d city...lke which place to put on ,how to travel frm one plc to another nd blah balh blah.. i find him very approachable 4 any querry......thts wat i admire abt him.
he is someone who is daring nough to come out of the prjt on IAF.....nd then coming to EATON after rejecting 2 -3 more prjts... befor ending i would lkie to tell u all tht he is even a good cook.......
but one thng of his whch i would lke him to chng is tht he should speak less nd only when it is req. else ppl most of d time misundersatnd him....
Reply to Gunjan
Thnks gunjan for ur nice comments. Yeah I do agree im proud abt the hostel…..but u cant say im proud abt college or my prof becuz I spent most of the time in hostel rather than insti. REMOTE DESKTOP CONNECTION GUNJAN. Gut it. Its better to speak rather being n unknown quantity.nd regarding being a gud cook…….yaar its just tht I can fill my belly with decent food.
From Akil
I first met with aditya in IIT Delhi due to chandu , who was my frd n classmate of adi in M tech........... when first time i talk to him ......... he left unforgetable way of talking in front of me............ no manner like (Agra wale bhaiya) at all n also no thinking before anything infront of anyone.
i talk about this thing to chandu also ...... he told me he is like this only.
then we met rearly in IIT.
finally i knw this person in ILP.................. when first time i reached annexe , there in no rum for me so i stayed with aditya along with two more person.
so some sort of problem we facing during morning time....... n all of us are very thankful to adi who knows knotting the tie very well.
aditya no doubt very staight forward but also very gud from heart n also very strict to his domain of life .......... sometime he knws that he is wrong but also he is unable to accept the truth.
his has two side ............. thatswhy he is able to do do expected n unexpected things in a very little span of time.
ppl thinks he is so rude but i felt that he is so romantic rather then rude.
he has a gud mind but i dont knw why he dont want to explore it......... n one more thing is that he is very- very lazy person n one most important thing is
" he may be a gud husband as todays era gals want." have a nice time adi
From Abhishek Nath Tiwari
Hi all Aditya was the most active guy not only in our batch H-05 but in whole ilp. he is very daring and gutsy means he is not meek . he does not show his guts at every place. he is dominating in nature. i did not find any one dominating aditya neither in ilp nor in delhi we used to spend all the time together then i came to know adi. he is arrogant but for arrogant ppl. he follow the rule of "tit for tat" he left the air force proj. which show his firmness. i could not reject the project of sri nagar but adi directly told no, which gave me dare and later i rejected, but adi was the first to start rajecting proj., he is fond of gals,but not like akil , at a time adi handles only one gal, which shows his smart aspect of personality. ha ha aha ha ha i know adil will kill me ha ha ah Basically adi is, MCP ie male chauvinistic person , and a ambititious guy tats all from my side
All the best adi
My reply to akil and Tiwari
So akil and tiwari….i wanna ask u one question….one says I m a gud husband material? and the other says im MCP………how cum I be having both the qualities at the same time…….any ways how did akil knew tht im romantic….did I showed ny of those qualities to him? I shuld die if I showed this 2 him . The smartness of a person cant be related with the number of gals he can handle but in the fact tht how many gals can handle tht person. Isn’t it?thts why I wuld say im MCP. Cumig to accepting the truth I feel its all abut frame of reference. Thts it.
From Anu Prakash
Hi all
AD As if After Christ is his name....Aditya Sharma........On first sight i felt that he was one of thos northies who acted confident(read "over") but were the least of confident!! Well as time passed by and i came to know that he's from IIT, my attitude towards him became that of admiration...but this was accelerated by his friendly nature..and then i cud see he was really confident... I once killed him on (well i dont remember but it may be on some Mechanical topics).Also there was this bus journey i wont forget where he actually told me some stories abt IIT profs...He is a MASTER STORY TELLER. During the ILP he was after me some times becoz he thought i was after his sis..LALITHA.. To sum up he's one of the best backbenchers who never allowed anybody other than backbenchers to sit in backbench..... I suggest you start ABBA(All Boys Backbenchers Association)
Jai Jai AD....
MY reply
Thnxx Anu. U picked it. AD..( 54 AD ,,,,,,,) U have a gr8 eyesight despite tht big chashma( or is it becuz of tht only) .u r a reall brain and have n eye for the diamonds………he he he. Thts why u r gr8. I just luv telling stories. And like sharukh khan……I wanna declare….im not one of the best backbenchers……..im the best back bencher….who never had a rating gr8er than 2 and never studied.( many wuld argue who did…..but u all did sumtime or the other but I never did)actually gut a 1 as well in mid term S/W and 5 in L/S …..wht a combo,,,,, shows why I enjoyed L/S becuz there I didn’t need to act….as we all do in office. nyone to match……..???? no naa….thts why. And Dunt ever dare flirting with LALITHA …..u invisible man??…
From Monika
Hello Everyone, In the morning, I came to know from Akil that the next bakra is Adi. Then, I read the mail from JP in which he announced the next bakra....I agree with what JP has said abt Adi. JP...Abhijit told in his mail abt ur "long" hair, what happenend to u, I think...u r saying right, We(H-05 group) don't know u much(just joking)!!! Adi, kahan se shuru karoon......i was saying to Akil in the morning that i've to think before writing comments abt u..........as what good i can write abt u!!!!!!!!!!!!! I met Adi in the beginning of ILP, I think on the 2nd or 3rd day....when Mr. Binoy was checking our documents. As I said in my comments on Akil, earlier I generally avoided Adi and Akil b'coz of their lotes of comments!!! But later......as the time of allocations came....interaction with Adi and Akil grew up. And then.....we also did our German Role play.....as you all know. However, I interacted more with Akil than Adi.....I don't know, why but.....I think.....there was some fear, yes I am saying right.....as I always think twice before talking to him....pata nahin kab kya kah de!!!!! But, he is really a very straight forward person.....what he says, is always true......chahe kadwa lage!!! He is also intelligent person....his german was really good. He is not a showy person.......and to my knowlede, he also doesn't like such person. My interaction with him is only limited......so, i shouldn't say much.....but once, i told him that he has attitude....and he was surprised...but i think....it's true!!! He is a good initiator.....as we all know him as a active member of H-05. One last thing...i would like to tell you all abt him......initially, the project he got as on client site.......he went thr for few days....after that he came back in TCS office.....and refused to go back to his GL........and believe me.....his GL is the most dangerous person here in this office....and he is very senior......everyone in this office has a fear to talk to him.....and now, no one believes....that Adi got release from him......I know abt that GL very well now, as he was our GL earlier. So, he is very daring!!! o.k......that's all Good Luck ......Adi
Reply to monika
Thnxx Monika. And now I must tell u the reason why I didn’t interacted much with u. Tht was intentional.as we share a common sirname so the day we wuld start talking like akil and u do….the rumor mills wuld start and I just didn’t wanted it to happen.Nd nice to know atleast sumbody called me daring…..he he he ( bored of straight forwards ,bold and blah blah) Actually it was a highly diplomatic release frm tht project. We (me and akil) gave the biggest GOLA of our lives to the biggest a@! hole of PTI Delhi.(suggestion to Legal Advicer of tht GL) . who hamari baton main aa gaya….aur ham release ho gaye. He he he .Most satisfying moment since joining TCS. We keep giving everybody else. he he……………. I have n attitude.????? True or false? O dunno…since most of u r pointing this…So lemme clarify on tht…..”I m a person who talks 2 much but 2 few” I dunno why, so ppl thnk I have n attitude.
From Ashwin
Mr. Adi - the IIT dude who reserved the back bench seats before anyone cud steal it away from him. almost every back bencher had to sit in the first or second row of seats atleast once, unfortunately, but not adi, who stiffly resisted any chances to be pushed front and stood his seat! a time had to come for this "hyper-active" Hurricane participant to have his own chance to face the comments and i do beleive none are gonna spare him for his previous antics! at hyd, i used to find him in the elite company of akil,ojasvi and other IIT mates, and the topics of their chit-chat always used to amuse me.the one thing i remeber for sure is the way he used to get annoyed when i cald him adit'h'ya!! he has corrected a hell a lot of times, but tht never worked out in his favour :-) sorry mate! it is only through hurricane i get to know new things about him. he is damn straight-forward to the level of even annoying the person. he never minds having an argument, whoever it may be on a topic wat so ever. and he is solely responsible for filling my inbox everyday!! :-( honestly speaking, i dont know to judge whether being straight forward is right or wrong, but i wud advise him to keep upto the limit of not hurting someone, be it even ur foe. thts my only suggestion. bye
My reply
Oye ashwin again u called me adithya….grrr grrrrrrr grrrrrrrr. And I consider this as my gr8 fortune to have not been traumatized by sitting in front and getting the headache. And regarding sum antisocial element ( however popular they r ..goshh they can be popular as well ….everybody has a dark side ..rt) in class my views are still the same and will remain the same. Again I wanna ask a question to all of u ? why this term……elite grup, elite company…….is in air ? Dunt u thnk we all r elite or common as other person is????? NO RESPITE FOR U IN FUTURE AS WELL REGARDING UR FILLED MAILBOX.
From Brahan
Good Afternoon folks... Long time since I mailed U all... Anyway here ar my point comments on the next Bakra.. 1.Very very Frank and outspoken(Highly Dangerous Sometimes) 2.Doesnt lose his Individualism(Never stopped to send msgs to us..Even when many of them opposed it) 3.Bright and having lot of Stuffs...Makes his presence felt by others even after sitting in Back Bench(Usually others doesnt) 4.Never allows anybody other than the back bencher to sit there..(Dint allow me to sit in the back bench when i dint have any place)
That’s it from me Bye folks...
MY reply
How can a person be dangerous if he is frank and outspoken?i thnk it’s the other way round…isn’t it. Its dangerous for me not for nybody else. But so be it. The only Siddhuisim I can remember and follow ….”The day a person tries to imitate sumone he loses himself…” so im a gr8 believer in tht. Sorry brahan if I had stopped u sitting in back ……I dunt remember the incident….must have been in sum german class….
From Nina
I dont know about being a "backbencher".. Is being a Back bencher a sin..? i used to sit at the back becuase it puts you "in focus" :) ... anyway.. Aditya-Aditya is very "genuine" .. he was pretty frank . Agar nahi padhna hai to nahi padhna..bas. :) i liked his frank attitude.. He has a bag full of comments for everyone in class.. He was fun to be with in class...Keep it up.. stay as you are.. All the Best..
My reply
I want to clear this thing out tht I used to sit at back to get the focus( though nina didn’t meant the same I know)….its not true…with my voice i culd be heard frm nywhere rtt guys………the main reason is a pure scientific one for me……as we all r engg and had studied maths….the reason was to have a low angle of elevation towards the board so as to ease out on the neckpain which occurs with continous classes…and for the same reason I have kept my monitor in a downward tilt rather than up.lotzz of ppl curse me on this…….but as brahan said….Highly Individualistic as I m…..why to change.? Dunt u all comment abt others??but here the trend has been to write sweet and sugary comments which I thnk no way serves the purpose.A banter in proper way can do more gud than harm ..thts wht I feel.
F rom Debashish
" AD " member of BBA(back banchers associat'n)
one of the most frank n bold guy of H-5 , famous for his humor ... i had given GUI presentation with ad , every body is working so hard n preparing there slides whereas me,ad,aman,akil were doin nothing....but it was ad who made our ppt in last 10 min n i was shocked when vasundhra appriciated our slides,the manner in which ad is explaning slides was fabulas..really ad it was really nice working with u.... besides this how can i forget - enjoying with our all BBA member in our favourate LS sessions "AMITA",neither we or she will forget those moments..... - lunch time ,ha ha ,never stand a line , "hum jaha khade hote hai line wahi se shuru hoti hai "
keep it up buddy.......n-joy life like hell.....hav a nice day bye
My reply
Thnkxx Debu. But it wasn’t only me who had prepared the slides. Honour shuld go to all including Debu.The story goes like this.The slides which we showed was akils MTech Project Presentation. ( it had a purpose, a goal and ready result….so simple naa) And in the last few minutes we ppl had just added sum effects and all so as to make it look nice and the rest is history……..we were appreciated by mam with 10 minutes of efforts.…tht was the highest point atleast for me at ILP …academically.he he he. For a change sumbody appreciated me for being a pleasure to “WORK “ with….its always been pleasure to be with u rather than work. .And regarding lunch ques….we all know Northie Trait…….”im sumthing attitude” and victims were honest southie chaps.esp Brahan..Im sorry brahan……( I wuld be coming with a anecdote on this at brahans turn)
Hi frnds, This mail contains sme disturbing and shocking facts on Aditya.People with any kind of objections plitz simply ignore it.I am not giving any further justifications or any statements further supporting my comments given below
he he he..frnds do u really think I'm serious.well if u think i'm not then u all got it wrong...
Well frnds i am really tired of writing all goodie goodie things abt our H-05.Not that they are untrue but now I think that i should spice the things a bit so i had a chat with AD and he gave me his consent to reveal whatever i know abt him.though his life is like an open book but there are mny interesting and soulstirring facts abt him that I came to know during our ILP
Aditya is a highly outspoken guy,but this outspoken attitude has its own fallout.it appears rather arrogant at times.This guy knows almost all slangs and explicit taunts existing in the hindi vocabulary ad uses them effectively.Anyway thats just one of his merit he is an out and out opportunist. He takes every advantage that he can whether it be any non libving thing on earth or any poor living creature whatever be the sex) with his malicious and cunning intelligence.Alas there has been victims in our batch as well that too of the weaker sex.But I admire this great capabilty of our prominent back bencher.He is always true to his heart and does whatever his heart desires.If he doesn't luv smeone he would tell it frankly even if that hurts that person.After all u should not keep a person in illusion even though sme of his acts may appear otherwise.Since he always speaks his heart out it encourages everyone else to talk to him frankly.He i got sme wrk..I'll continue this in my next mail...that makes this part-1,.
Sorry Guys i have lost the second part over these months....but still worth a dekho....
Wednesday, December 20, 2006
Solution to Aditya Sharma
So guys we have this problem called Aditya Sharma.Lets do a numerical analysis for the same and try to check whether we can converge on this person.
Problem : Aditya Sharma
Formulation y: y= exp(Sin AD)
Initial Guess: He seems to be the most corrupt disgusting @hole on orkut.He hates society and ppl in general.He hates everyting abt others and cant find a single fault with himself.Cancer to society.So eliminate him.
Iteartion 1: He is highly selfish,self centered,egoistic,doesnt care for others and loves to hit everybullshit below the belt.Male chauvnistic,Very dangerous for the well being of others.
Iteration 2: Hmm doesnt seem to be converging...So changing the initial guess..
Iteration 3: Highly fun loving guy with lots of things to say about ppl in general.Has a sharp mind getting average by the day due to a shit called JOB.Only ambition in life is to c a cricket test match at MCG on boxing day.
Iteration 4: Talkative or shuld say a FM(not many ppl tune into this FM ocasnal listnrs include: Vicky,Prashant etc).A real cool dude with uncool looks.Not a choclaty boy by any stretch of imagination.Hates SRK KJ and every other hi hello kindda stuff.Doesnt share a gr8 rapport with gals.HAAN G..TUM KAISE HO..main theek hun .Tum kaise ajeeb sey ho...MY FUTT !! (REAL MALES ARE FROM MARS AND NON MALES ARE FROM SOME VERY FRUSTRATED PLANET)
Iteration 5 : Looks very frank,more sharp with tounge than with mind,loves his father the most in world.
Iteration 6:Looks very frank,more sharp with tounge than with mind,loves his father the most in world.
OHH GOD SO IT FINALLY CONVERGED.
Now the AD Code has been cracked,go and wipe out ur ass and come again to read more on this next time.
Problem : Aditya Sharma
Formulation y: y= exp(Sin AD)
Initial Guess: He seems to be the most corrupt disgusting @hole on orkut.He hates society and ppl in general.He hates everyting abt others and cant find a single fault with himself.Cancer to society.So eliminate him.
Iteartion 1: He is highly selfish,self centered,egoistic,doesnt care for others and loves to hit everybullshit below the belt.Male chauvnistic,Very dangerous for the well being of others.
Iteration 2: Hmm doesnt seem to be converging...So changing the initial guess..
Iteration 3: Highly fun loving guy with lots of things to say about ppl in general.Has a sharp mind getting average by the day due to a shit called JOB.Only ambition in life is to c a cricket test match at MCG on boxing day.
Iteration 4: Talkative or shuld say a FM(not many ppl tune into this FM ocasnal listnrs include: Vicky,Prashant etc).A real cool dude with uncool looks.Not a choclaty boy by any stretch of imagination.Hates SRK KJ and every other hi hello kindda stuff.Doesnt share a gr8 rapport with gals.HAAN G..TUM KAISE HO..main theek hun .Tum kaise ajeeb sey ho...MY FUTT !! (REAL MALES ARE FROM MARS AND NON MALES ARE FROM SOME VERY FRUSTRATED PLANET)
Iteration 5 : Looks very frank,more sharp with tounge than with mind,loves his father the most in world.
Iteration 6:Looks very frank,more sharp with tounge than with mind,loves his father the most in world.
OHH GOD SO IT FINALLY CONVERGED.
Now the AD Code has been cracked,go and wipe out ur ass and come again to read more on this next time.
Hi H05ers and frnds,
Im with the second part of my interesting journey........
Delhi Phase 1
Reported back to Delhi on a sultry summer morning. It was 16th August.I had celebrated the independence day at my home.For the first time my father treated my like a good boy.It was sweating like nything tht day.Strangely we were new to ways and means of working and functioning at TCS Delhi,.We reported at around 8:30 in the morning when not a single person arrives till 9:30 up there in PTI(Press Trust of India Bldg).My first reactions were it cant get worse than this alas I was proven wrong within 2 days.
We all new trainees called ASE-T were asked by MATC to wait in Canteen for the arrival of MATC Head.MATC North Head comes and enquires about ILP to every one of the trainees?.All of them said in unison that it was excellent,very interesting,honeymoon and blah blahh.On my turn i said "It was an school time revisited for me with ppl forcing you to behave like school kids".He laughed and asked me the reason to which i replied "I had to fill the feedback forms ase mentioned at ILP otherwise I would have been punished by coordinator".He asked me the name of coordinator i said "Binoy" to which he promised to get back and never did like all typical seniors.Later on during my stay for one month at PTI I had quite a good time chatting with him on stairs at PTI during his Smoking and my MASALA sessions.Once i gut him to taste the masala as well.:-)
First Interaction with MATC
Me, akil tiwari and some more were called in canteen by MATC representative.He comes and give us this story that PPL are rqd for a project in Srinagar and need 3 out you 6 ppl. Do you have any problems. Starts indvidually and I dunt know y im the first one being caught he orders me " you r goin to srinagar"I said."NO IM NOT".He asks y to which i firmly answered "Some personal issues".He didnt asked me again.Akil,Tiwari and other boys were orderd to leave for srinagar..
In the background somehow akil convinced MATC that he is not willing for srinagar and come back to me.Tiwari gave the best dialouge which i can only term as GUTSY.He said to MATC "Sir mujhey koii problem naheen hai,na mere sath ko family issue hai na personal par main fir bhi Srinagar naheen jaaungaa".HATS OFF TIWARI.Tht was the day i started considering him as a person who can be gutsy at my level.
After all this BC we were taken to a very khadoos GL he interviewd all of us collectively and selected me for a black hole called IMMOLS,an AirForce Project.I still dunt know what he saw but as far as my guess goes he must have gut impressed with my crew cut and big mouctache.Two days later Tiwari and Akil joined as well".Ham bhee AD key sath jayengey"ha ha ha.
Airforce Office (RK Puram Sector 1):-
Entry takes you atleast 1.30 hours.We used come to the reception around 10 and enter the office only one and half hours later.So it used to be aroun 11.30 a.m.Missing out on the tea and snacks distribution at 11 was not enjoyed by me.It was fun working(??) on P2 systems,32 MB ram, NO AC,no seats,gr8 situation.I was warned by my mates in the project that nobody has got a release from this project ever and u also wont get to which we replied "Jo aub tak naheeen hua woh aub hoga".Frustrated with environment and the nature of work which was to be carried by us I Went back to PTI one day and said to GL I cant work to which he said "U r out of TCS.".I said "SO BE IT".Somehow I was very angry that day and didnt realised the meaning of wht i said but i thnk ppl should never hide there feelings about anything other than love.He said "calm down young mann, go and have a cup of tea/coffee and come back to me within 15 minutes".
Within the meantime he called Akil and asked him which college are you from and where do you live ..he said with AD and same college.You are going back to the same project tomorrow.Period ! Later on i was asked by MATC to meet him tomorrow morning as he had a meeting.I met him in morning and was given some golas which i dunt remember except that you r in an organisation which values its people and so on.I was again forced to join the project which i reluctantly did.
There was this peculiar thing at Airforce office that u needed a police verification done to get a permanent pass and enter the office hassle free.We were asked by PL to get our verfication done and get a certificate from police about character and address to which POLICE somehow denied at all the police stations.For the first time in my life I had to enter a police station,it used to be such an embarassment which i can only mention in words.We didnt had our smart card issued to us by then and didnt had any proof of TCS employment other than some letter heads and orders.We delibrately failed ourselves in getting police verification done and gave the biggest funda of our lives to Legal Adviser of TCS Delhi.Sir pls get the local delhi guys who can get there verification done easily and leave us.He gave the same funda to GL and we were released.
Now I can proudly say that me and akil were the only two guys who ever got a release from that project.Nowadays i meet ppl workin in that project and tell us how lucky we were to which i generally reply that " COMETH THE HOUR COMETH THE MAN"
HR phase: - Again shifted our base to PTI and got engaged ourselves in some work related to recruitment drive.For the first time I gut an std connection at my perusal courtsey recruitment section.I only called gals who were selected and boyz were handled by JTLs.(Jhandu type kee ladkiyan).Even gave the selection and joining letter to new joinees.These ppl thot i was a senior and i acted like tht as well ! naughty meee ha ha ha.Got to know many senior ppl at that time.
During the meantime we three frustrated homo sapiens used to stay together for 24 hours.Those were the best part of my otherwise very hectic phase.Gals,gals,ILP gals, Delhi gals,H05 gals, Hyderabad gals,PTI gals,IMMOLS gals and only gals.They were the topics which we used to chat from 7 in the morning to 2 in the night,ranging from...makeup........looks....attitude........nature......and other unmentionable things as well ;-)
During this one month stay at PTI i had a huge crush on a gal who was not that bful but very sexy and had lovely eyes with a bit of squint.I use to go near to her seat,allowing for an eye interaction,coming back to my place and again comin back after half an hour.It used to carry till lunch when she wuld come down for lunch and always allow herself time to have a look at me which used to normally reply with a flirty look.She used to go for a walk after that downstairs and i used to follow her ...tic tic tic tic...she used to have this apple/kela/icecream daily downstairs.I had even bribed that ice cream owner to give discount to her and ask the reason from me.Woh sala gaddar nikla usney uss sey paise utney hi liye aur mera kaam bhi naheen kiya.Maine socha ki galat main hi hun tau koii punga na lo.This continued for about 20 days.I had a full confidence that she 2 was interested in me and the moment arrived.One day i was sitting with akil and some others in HR section.She comes to me directly and asks..."R U IN TCS"?...To which i spontaneously replied "Shakal sey dikhai naheen deta yaa fir yeh mera Smart card farjii hai..."She turned 180 and didnt looked back.Somehow i wonder y do i keep spitting out venom out of my mouth.Yeh paintrebazzii uss din ki badi mehngi pad gayi and she lost the interest and that was it.:-( Waise bhi HAII APNA DIL TAU AWAARA NA JANE KIS PEY AAYEGA....
Xfrd to Gurgaon and MFG/PRO
Since we 3 had become a big nuisance up their at PTI,so we were xferd by MATC :).All three of us were directly allocated to Eaton MFG/PRO.Somehow Tiwari left within 2 days to hyd and i still miss him and those days at PTI.
Thr starts our (Akil and mine) story for MFG/PRO.
Didnt worked for 2 months.PL kept on begging both of us but we never cared.CHAT-MAIL- CHAT MAIL used to be the order of day even in front of PL.He gut angry and mailed us in the following words,
"Dear Akil and aditya. it has been seen that u havent been working proactively enuff......and wuld have to work in 24*7 environment" cced to GL and PM.........thn also i didnt care......akil went to PL. He asked whr is Adi to which akil replied he is on his desk.woh bola pehle usey bulao......Fir meeting huii.....hamein badey badey goley diye gaye....typical PL stuff par usko kya pata tha...@SSHOLES CAN NEVER BE TURNED INTO GOALS
Didnt worked at all during the tenure,was just concentrating more on chat nd mail,had a huge crush on somebody in gurgaon but holy shitt she was married ha ha ha.Were released from the Project.(felt nothing becuz i personally wannted).........Sent to another black hole called NCS, met the DCH and GL on two different occassion and always had one answer NO NO and NO.Nobody had dared to call DCH no till tht point of time but we did it(actully it was by default.we didnt knew at first place tht person was DCH....ha ha ah)
So it was the end of year.......
Things which i remember most during the period
Chaii samosa and kachoudi sessions with Tiwari and Akil at PTI.It used to be atleast 5-6 times in a day.I really miss that time.wish we 3 were together again....bread pakora was also managed .in the evening while leaving.
Bus rides to office.Nain mattakka with gals at office ,in bus and a discussion after that till late night everyday...ha ah ha.......
Tiwari saying MATC..."Sir mujhey srinagar janey main koii problem naheen hai par fir bhee naheen jaaungaa......MATC:" out of TCS" ...Tiwari : "Sir aap meree t araf sey 50000 dey do......abhi chhorta hun" he he he he
Tiwari used to ask cigrt from the same person........ha ha ha......tht was gutsy......
Visits to Police stations for the first time in life due to IMMOLS.
Tiwari kee kahaniyan........jaise dada dadi kee kahaniyan ..
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